10 books I do not want to write

1. Climate Change Ruins the City

2. A Young Alienated Woman with an Indifferent Non-Boyfriend and a Mind-Numbing Job Drinks too Much

3. Social Media Gone Wrong (variation: Instagram Isn’t Real) (other variation: Someone Gets Cancelled)

4. Verbatim Texts from my Life Reflect on Our Current Moment

5. The Millennials are Uniquely in Anguish

6. The 2016 Election Fucked me Up

7. I am in Love with a Ghost and/or Demon

8. Other People Can Never be Fully Known and there is No Objective Truth

9. I’m a Quiet, Observant Woman who is Resentful Of and Ambiguously Sexually Compelled by a Beautiful, Volatile Woman

10. Canada